With perspex you get smearage

With perspex you get smearage

Roy’s been hard at work giving HIA’s on mice. The results are varied. Meanwhile, dog collisions at the greyhounds are a BIG problem. On the first bend, the dish lickers come over the fence, mistakenly confusing the lurer for a punter’s head. Roy remembers one time, eight dogs chewing on a person’s head! Now they have a perspex safe fence which attracts smearage. 

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